-Agents of Chaos Season 2 Episode 14 Enter Alice Kingsley-
Alice Liddell: Appearance from Her beginnings, images6.fanpop.com/image/photo…
Alice Kingsley: img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20…
But 18 now.
Good Morning Center City Radio Broadcast: Good morning Center City! It’s one gorgeous morning, Traffic going to San Francisco is next to zip, and the fog bank burned off early, it’s going to be a perfect 67 degrees today, so Get out your Autumn clothes and have a great Wednesday at the office!
Bob Davis: Yeah… real great morning guys… This zippo traffic is great, REALLY! (Traffic is at a dead stop on 101 Northbound Heading to Millbrae/San Francisco/Bay Bridge) What’s causing this shit, I have to get to work by 9:00am! Hey a cop… (Bob sticks his head out his window, and signals the Highway Patrol Officer over to his window.) So what gives? I have to get to work dude!
Officer: Huge commotion up the way the road is blocked by a huge creator, we think it’s a meteor or something, sorry Mack you may want to call in sick, because you’re not going anywhere soon… (His radio starts to buzz, the voice overt it grows from calm to very panicked)
Voice Over radio: Pull out! It’s not a meteor it’s a foo…..(static fades in an out over it you hear a loud scream and thud)
Bob: That sounds bad (His car shakes and the half cup of coffee trembles like in Jurassic park.) what in the holy mother of god! (He looks to the horizon as a silhouette of a giant human rises from the skyline of Center City to the east of the Traffic Jam and starts to walk right towards the car of Bob Davis) What the fuck is that thing!
Officer: Move quickly! It’s coming…. (As the shadow reveals itself, it becomes clear that it is the figure of a giant teenage girl with blonde hair and blue eyes. Her clothes are thorn and tattered from growing and her feet are bare, she stands a good 400 feet tall, People are around the size of Thumbtacks to her.) My god she’s massive! I-I think she stepped on Rick and the other team…
Alice Kingsley: What are these bugs going on about? (She bends down and plucks up a family SUV with her thumb and index fingers and brings it to eye level.) Curiouser and curiouser… I find myself wondering about this world filled with such tiny beings… What’s wrong with you lot? Stop screaming about like a bunch of Chickens with your heads cut off… I’m not hurting anybody… Don’t make me become a wrathful giant then… I’ve only stepped on a few of you, and that was an ascendant of course… If you don’t stop screaming, I will be forced to squish you! (Alice examines the micro people in the car, she rotates the car around with ease between her massive fingers,) It’s a horseless carriage? How strange… (Alice gets bored and drops them back down on the ground causing the cars gas tank to explode at her feet in a pillar of flames)
Officer dumbass: She’s killing people! Run for your lives! (He takes out his side arm and fires as people scatter away. Alice notices him and looks down on him, as he empty’s his clip.) Oh no…. Wait I didn’t mean it (he falls on his back begging as Alice’s shadow looms over him stomping up from a few hundred feet over)
Alice: And just what did you expect to accomplish their other than making rather me cross? You know what, I could use a nice snack about now, and you will be it! (Alice plucks the officer up by his leg and brings him to her eye level. She smiles her nice smile and dangles him high above the earth. She opens her massive smiling jaws and dangles the screaming man over the gaping maw then with ease she drops him in and closes her mouth. The man’s screams of terror and gurgling echo down at Bobs ears as the officer is chewed alive by the titan, then swallowed) How tasty he was, besides I don’t consider you insects humans anyway, Your barley anything to me at all… Hello, what’s this then? (She notices Bob at her natural shaded toes trying to flee his car in a panic) And where do you think your heading to old boy? Alice slams her bare foot down in Bob’s path then gently grabs him with her soft toes and drags him back to her screaming all the way.) Naughty naughty little insect, you must not run away from me, it makes me quite angry I’m afraid… When Princess Alice is angry, people are squashed.
Bob: (Now sobbing and trying to get away while pinned under the soft teenagers bare sole. He digs and claws at the road frantically screaming for mercy. Her sole had a very nice sent to it that of vanilla and springtime flowers. Bob of course payed this no mind.)
Alice: Now now my ducky thing not to worry it will be over soon luv. (Alice arches her foot, and slowly crushed Bob down into a stain below the ball of her foot twisting out what remained into a puddle. Bob screams in agony and gurgles a bloody last scream.) What a shame… He left such a mess (She lifts up her bare foot and examines the crushed corpse stuck to the ball of her foot. Alice simply brushes off her foot and starts to stroll along the Highway crushing most of the cars under her steps.) I don’t know what these horseless carriages are but they’re fun to squash. (Some people couldn’t escape the pulverizing soles as Alice stepped down not caring about the micros below.) I will rule on high this pathetic excuse for a world mark my... (Alice looks up and her eyes widen) Who are you?
Alice Liddell: (Standing the same height as Alice Kingsley with a pair of skinny jeans on, and a white top Her feet are in a cute pare of Ballet flats) Okay Alice! I’m not going to hurt you, just relax and I will explain Everything…
(Lilith and Juri also 400ft tall jump and tackle Alice Kingsley with ease then sit on her Juri Leapfrogged over Lilith to tackle Alice)
Alice Kingsely: MORE GIANTS! (Alice Kicks and high pitch screams as Juri and Lilith Pin her down and sit on her crushing more people in the process. Juri had on a white tank top and skinny jeans and Flip-flops, Lilith was wearing a black blouse Cutoff jeans and black flip-flops) Let me go! Get off my back!
Lilith: Wow, she’s a little screamer huh? (A tiny man is drooling over Lilith’s hotness and her tattooed feet) Your lucky I am pinning a Disney princess right now fool…
Juri-han: Shut up you little twig! We won’t hurt you!
Alice Kingsley: What do you want from me! Everything around here is even worse than Wonderland!
Alice Liddell: Not till you calm down and talk to my employers… (Four normal size people land from flight right at Alice Kingsley’s noise and look at her in Silence.)
Elizabeth: Oh boy, Rikku’s work I bet?
Vyers: Who else but her…
Connie: Remind me to crush her airway when we get home? Oh wait, Connie starts to text and puts her phone away) it’s being handled…
Vince: Now now, poppet we won’t hurt you, just calm down and relax for a second while I explain what happened to you okay?
Elizabeth: Poor thing is terrified…
Alice Kingsely: (Crying) I want to go home!
Vince: Trust me luv you are home, this is your home now. You were created by what we call a 3-D creator. Are resident village idiot watched your movie and brought you to life to get your autograph…
Elsa: (Walks up to Vince) Wait is that why stump created me and Anna?
Vince: No, you were created because Ethin and Rikku got in an argument if you was an X-men or not….
Elsa: For reals….
Vince: Yeah that’s the story… Anyway my dear don’t worry your pretty little… Uhhh Gigantic head… I ‘ll fix everything okay, just think about your normal height, before you enlarged okay?
Alice Kingsley: O-Okay then (She dry’s her eyes and starts to shrink down, Lilith and Jury get off her and cover her with their hands, to make sure her clothes shrunk down with her) I’m normal again? Where am I, This isn’t England, did I end up in the United States?
Lilith: Yeah, you’re in California.
Alice Kingsley: California? My sister told me that California became a state only twenty or so years ago, what is all this wonder? The houses are a tall as I was. Why is every girl here running about half-dressed? OH DEAR! I AM HALF-DRESSED! (Alice notices her tattered cloths she had on. Then runs behind a car.)
Ryuko: What’s with her? She stupid or some shit? (As Alice Liddell shrinks down to human size)
Alice Liddell: No… I can can relate to what she’s going through myself.
Ryuko: OH! You is from the Stone Age too, where they ate dino ribs and shit right.
Alice Liddell: Sure, let us go with that…. Ass.
Elizabeth: (Places a blanket around Alice who is half-dressed and shivering now) Poor dear, we will get you accommodated soon sweetheart not to worry. I will tell you through the year is not 1875, its 2015.
Alice Kingsley: then it has been one hundred and forty years? How did all this work? Have I travelled through time?
Elizabeth: Everything will be explained my dear, but we need to clear you out of here now. Oh and don’t worry about this whole giant you mess. Nobody you killed will be dead permanently.
Alice Kingsley: I don’t know know what came over me... I didn’t mean to hurt anybody!
Ryuko: (Looks in the foot print and takes off her mirror shades) Yeah sure, you didn’t girl.
Alice Liddell: (Walking Alice Kingsley to her car) Power my dear that is all.
Elizabeth: Mission completed Morrigan, were coming back now. Could you put on some tea for our guest?
Morrigan: TEN—FOUR! (Rikku choking noise over the earpiece) www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IzR_C…
(Alice Liddell is driving up Center Avenue with Alice Kingsley in the passenger seat in her Rolls-Royce Wraith)
Alice Kingsley: (Alice Kingsley looks in complete disbelief at what she sees and how large the skyscrapers of Center City are. How everybody is busy with activity, all the cars and Buses, going from here to there, then she gets a glimpse of B.A.R.T coming up from the subway tunnel onto the elevated track. Alice Kingsley looks and starts to become a bit nervous.) Um Alice, I think I may be in over my head… Am I really just a copy? I have vivid memories of everything from the past: my sister, Dinah, my school, Wonderland, the red queen…. Tell me what I must do! I was to be married in just three days to my mother’s best friend’s boy and become his wife. I-I was happy…
Alice Liddell: Alice you cannot go back, you never were there, and the memories you have are planted to keep you from well freaking out… It helps shape your personality… From here on luv you must live a new life of a Chaos Angel… (Alice Liddle realizes Alice Kingsley is near tears) Oh dear… Trust me, it is a good life here, dry your eyes sweetie. It is going to be fine you’ll see when we get to Styles Incorporated. The radio plays the news.
K.C.B.S Broadcast: K.C.B.S Traffic, All is clear leading up to the toll plaza of the Bay Bridge, That’s not the same story at the golden Gate Bridge however a minor accident has left a minor traffic jam leading up to the toll plaza. Center city has minor Delays around Center Avenue and Park Plaza.
K.C.B.S Weather: should remain around 60’s and 70’s around the bay today, Concord expected to get to 70 as well as Livermore and Walnut Creek. San Francisco and Center City should stay 65 – 67 your next your next traffic and weather update at 10:28am from your traffic and weather leader K.C.B.S… All news all the time.)
Alice Kingsley: (Gets nervous at the talking box) What was that! The carriage talks as if it were a person!
Alice Liddell: (Giggles) Luv, it’s the radio. It wasn’t invented until 1895. Also this isn’t a carriage it’s a motorcar or, just car. Here why don’t I put it on music instead then… Alice Liddle flips it to F.M while Alice Kingsley watches in amazement.
Alice Kingsley: (starts to scream and yell it’s the devil, it’s the Deliverer!
Alice Liddell: Mabey not the best time for that…. (She turns off the radio)
-5 minutes later …
Alice Liddell: Okay luv so were clear now… That is…
Alice Kingsley: The radio?
Alice Liddell: And that….
Alice Kingsley: Is the windshield with wipers, not blades of Lucifer.
Alice Liddell: finally those?
Alice Kingsley: Uhhhh, (Looks at the other cars) OH, I REMEMBER BEEP BEEP ASSHOLE!
Alice Liddell: close enough…
-Styles Incorporated 20 minutes later –
Vince: Now that Rikku has been taken care of…. (Cuts to Rikku tied up and gaged in a chair with a dunce hat on.) Welcome to Styles Incorporated poppet. I think you will love you new high-class life of a Chaos Angel. We have all the finest comforts of the 21st Century here… Watch this and be amazed! (Vince grins like a dumbass as toast pops out of a toaster) YEAH! WOOOOOOO! Look at that!
Alice Kingsley: That was amazing! DO IT AGAIN! (she claps and carrys on while the girls face palm behind her)
Gaige: Wowzers…. All the gadgets and gizmos in the world Vince, and you show her a freaking toaster… Congratz… What’s next? The T.V? Sofa? Plunger?
Vince: Shut your gob! Fine, what would you girls show our new Angel then? Wait… Not pot, not pot, not pot!
Gaige: Awwww, well that’s all I got… (Lights a bong and starts to listen to jimmy Hendrix with headphones) Late…
Vince: Okay look, Yes I’m not the world’s greatest teacher on Earthling tech… how about one of you lot takes Alice here in and teach her the ways of the 21st century then?
Alice Liddell: I”LL DO IT! (Alice Liddle raises her hand eagerly)
Lilith: YOU? Oh, come on now, you’re the expert we need huh…. News flash you’re also from 1875!
Alice Liddell: I have you know I now know allot about the 22snd century thank you very much.
Lilith: You mean 21st…
Alice Liddell: huh, Oh shut you bleeding hole! I can do it just as well as you can Smoke brain!
Lilith: Okay! You’re on! I give you a week to get her into order! If you lose, You date Tombo! If you win Anna will!
Anna: OH HELL NAWWWWW! YOURE NOT GETTING ME INTO THAT AGAIN! I STILL SMELL LIKE HOTPOCKETS! YOU’RE BET, YOU’RE PRICE!
Lilith: (sigh) FINE… Way to only think about yourself Anna.. Jackass… It’s a bet then… seven days starting tomorrow!
-Later that night at Alice’s Apartment 14th story 8:00pm-
Alice Liddell: (Sitting on her expensive sofa relaxing applying cream to her feet and legs watching The Daily show.) What could be taking her so long to change into her PJ’s? I had better check on her… (Alice Liddell walks down the hall to the bathroom and knocks and hears a scream and then opens the door in a panic) What is wrong dear is it a prowler! ….Oh my god… (Alice Kingsley is in fiddle position screaming while the hair dryer is running on the counter on high)
Alice Kingsley: IT’S FROM HELL! MAKE IT STOP!
Alice Liddell: (Deep Sigh and turns off her hair dryer) Better? (Alice Kingsley hugs Alice Liddle and thanks her with tears for vanquishing the demon wind) Honestly why is everything from hell with you… Goodness luv is that what you’re wearing to sleep?
Alice Kingsley: what’s wrong? (Alice has on a very gown like dress img1.etsystatic.com/021/4/7460…
, A woman’s nightcap mfas3.s3.amazonaws.com/objects…
and bed slippers)
Alice Liddell: (Deep sigh) Okay number 1…. WHERE DID YOU FIND ALL OF THAT? Number 2…. No self-respecting woman in this day and age where’s that to sleep! Number …. WHAT ARE THOES! youtu.be/IK0t38Al4_E
, Zooms to the slippers Alice Kingsely has on and you notice they are men’s shoes) This, is going to be a long week… (Car horn) the fuck?
(Lilith and Maya outside the window are laughing at her then drive off.)
Alice Liddle: GRRRRRRRRRRRR! Okay to my closet come on then!
-Ten minutes later –
Alice Liddle: Better? I bet you’re more comfortable?
Alice Kingsley: You mean girls walk with their bare feet out like this. In addition, what are these things on my legs? Are they trousers? Or Pants? (Alice has on a short pair of skin tight shorts that go to her hips and a white T-shirt covering it down to her hips her feet are now bare) I feel so free! This is wonderful! Off to sleep now thank you Alice!
Alice Liddell: Wait you do know it’s only 8:30!
Alice Kingsley: OH DEAR! Its that late?
Alice Liddle: Wowzers…..
Day 1….. Learning Fashion ….and shit (monotone English voice)
Alice Liddell: Now darling we just need to find your look. We just need to find that spark of how does Alice dress! Oh by the way here is your Debit card. It has 100k on it.
Alice Kingsley: My what? How much money is that in pounds?
Alice Liddell: (she shows Alice a ratio chart on her smart phone and Alice does this www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GHX8d…
Alice Liddell: Okay so now we just need to shop around and step one is finished!
Ryuko: Oh I got just the place!
Alice Kingsley: OH 21st century fashion! However, I don’t want to look like a filthy whore…
Ryuko: (long pause) Why? (As she slowly backs away from stupid spoiled whore’s R-US.) Nevermind Anna…
Anna: (Walks out with three bags) Square…
Alice Liddell: I know the perfect place for you luv, fallow me! Right to Hot Topic!
Ryuko: She’s not going to dress like a spider bitch like you.
Fresh: Damn, that place look hella white.
Alice Kingsley: T-that place is scary… (Alice walks in and starts to look through cloths, after a while she starts to feel at home in Hot topic, until she runs into the clerk that well looks like Maya with piercings and goth wardrobe on. Alice points at her and dry screams.)
-30 minutes later –
Alice Liddell: So okay, that did not work out…. (Sips a smoothie from Jamba Juice) You okay luv?
Alice Kingsley: (Breathing into a brown bag) Yeah I think so….
Ryuko: Look the spider man store did not work out, besides she’s to fly to be a gloomy gothic emo bitch.
Alice Liddell: TAKE THAT BACK THUG!
Ryuko: (Gets in Alice’s face) and puts on the Adams family theme song on her Blue tooth speaker www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6Qzbv…
) What’s wrong Wednesday? You mad or some shit?
Alice Liddell: (She takes off her pumps and gives Ryuko a spear like Goldberg from WWE and they fight in a huge cloud of yelling high-pitched screaming, and shoes fly around www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pyjT1…
Fresh: Damn that little white girl can box… Ree… you uhhh be careful in there bae… Hey baby where you going?
Alice Kingsley that store looks splendid! (She skips into Hollister)
Both girls: HOLLISTER!
Day 2….. Walking in Heels and the art of the shoe fetish…somebody kill me….
Alice Liddell: It’s all so simple my dear! The pretty girl is only as pretty as what she wears on her feet! (Dressed in her teacher attire)
Alice Kingsley: So woman wear more than just boots now? Okay, so give me the basics?
Alice Liddell: I would love too! Let’s begin with the trainer, Jay or kick or even sneaker!
12 hours later…..
Alice Liddell: So in conclusion my pet… Sandals are cute for any sort of warm weather, Heels make you butt look good, Boots are for winter fashion and fall, and finally yet importantly, Trainers are for, Oh my are you all right?
Alice Kingsley: (Drooling and half asleep.) No more chocolate for me I am on a diet…. (Face plants onto her desk)
10 minutes later….
Alice Liddell: Okay, this one should be easy as tea! Walking in heels, remember my dear, Heel toe, Heel toe, Heel toe! Watch our example first, go on then have a go Kuja!
Kuja: It’s very easy my dearest, Just watch me! (Kuja struts about in heels from rocky horror picture show dressed as Frankenfurter.)
Alice Kingsley: Well it seems simple enough, I’ll have a go then. Alice slips her bare foot into a pump, and then another then stands up and smiles, as she is successful and proud. Nothing to it at all!
Juliet: Okay boo-boo, now try walking in them…
Alice Kingsley: Oh bollocks… Here it, whoa, whoa, AHH CATCH MEEEEEEEeeeee! (Alice falls out the window)
Juliet: WALK IT OFF!
Day 3…… (Deep sigh) Being a lush and fun at parties…YAY!
Alice Kingsley: Oh no no no, I don’t drink only a small glass of red wine every now and then at parties and dinners.
Anna: But…. You want to be fun at party’s right.
Saida: and for boys to think you are sexy and fun?
Alice Kingsley: well I –I … (sigh) I do want to fit in with you lot yes.
Alice Liddle: just try it, most modern people love getting smashed.
Alice Kingsley Takes a small sip of a glass with orange liquid in it, her eyes immediately go berserk. You then see a close up to her face as the world passes in fast forwards to this song www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa0wow…
. Half way through Maya and Lilith are also in the shot doing the same thing at random)
Alice Kingsley: WOW THAT WAS SMASHING GOOD FUN! I want to be drunk again!
Anna: Awww, how cute…
Elsa: You had fun huh? Well good… NEXT TIME TREY REAL ALCAHOLE, AND NOT TANG! YOU JUST DRUNK A SIP OF FREAKING TANG! ALICE, WHY DO YOU BUY TANG YOIUR WELTHY BUY ORANGE JUICE!
Alice Liddell: I LIKE TANG!!!!
Day 3…. Dancing and being the fun chick… (Barfing sound into a bucket)
Alice Liddell: Okay luv… This one is easy. Being a Chaos Angel is all about eyes on you in the club and parties. Every Angel can instantly gain the attention of every boy in the surrounding area.
Alice Kingsley: But, but, but, that sounds so hard… It’s not possible!
Alice Liddell: Watch Zelda work…She is about to walk into that café I bet you she can make every mans head turn in there.
(The two girls watch from Alice Liddell’s car as Zelda walks into a café and waits to be seated but notice the top strap on her high-heeled sandal she promiscuously bends down to fix it and every man gasps and falls over or trips at her perfect little ass in her tight skirt)
Alice Kingsley: That was amazing!
Alice Liddell: That was only the opening act… Now she’ll put on the high beams luv…
(Zelda looks at a person watching her, she smiles her perfect smile and waves, and he explodes like a muppet)
Alice Kingsley: wow… She’s good…
Alice Liddell: and that my dear is the powers of the Angel. Now you must follow in your sisters high-heeled footsteps. Go on my son!
Alice Kingsley: (Gets out of the car and walks into a trucker bar then we cut to Later that night as Alice Kingsley is mad on the couch with her arms cross icing down her legs)
Day 5 …WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK!
Alice Kingsley: Now my dear this is really a simple one… (They pull into Starbucks) We as classy female women of high wealth and fashion since must look the part at all times. This my dear is Star Bucks… It’s so yummy and gives us energy to shop till we drop.
Alice Kingsley: Oh, I do like a good cup of Tea or as Americans put it, crappy British dookie water… This person in front of us is taking a while…
Alice Liddell: Come on gramps we need Coffee and TEA! (HONK HONK HONK)
Vince: Uhhh, one coffee please!
Voice over Intercom: Sir we been through this before, what size do you want? Short, Tall or Grande?
Vince: Bollocks, I hate this place…
Day 6… What am I doing with my life…?
Alice Kingsley: I think I understand this one… I just act mean to the tiny people when I am a mile high.
Alice Liddell: Well rather… there is a certain, Fennec about the whole thing… almost like a work of art… you just need to find that spark of what you like the micros to do while tormenting them… Moreover, this will be your field test my dear… (Alice Liddell takes the top off a box and dumps out some men) Now make them worship your feet. On the other hand, squash them.
(Alice Liddell commands a man to kiss her soles as she watches Alice kind of stairs at the micro men Alice Liddell had shrunk to play with.)
Alice Kingsley: Places her bare feet on the table and grins at the men) I think I get this part well enough… do it or else micros! (the men start to worship at her nice clean feet as she relaxes and the girls giggle and watch the men work) this is a nice life after all… I think I’ll fit in here fine.
Alice Liddell: Oh, of course you will my dear. After all, you are a very lovely little thing. Now you just relax and enjoy your worshiping micros. As you have a big day tomorrow.
Day 7…. We have a new Angel.
Moxxi: As the leader of the Angels, I here by give you the test of all tests (Chanting Voice Moxxi has this on… i1.sndcdn.com/avatars-00002879…
the other girls do as well, they sit around a campfire made indoors, with Alice Kingsley in the middle. Vince slowly walks in on them and grabs a beer and leaves silently looking puzzled) I lay out these shoes for you if you are an Angel you will know the ones bought at Nostrum’s verses the ones bought at Walmart… Choose wisely for it is your destiny… (Still Chanting)
Connie: What in the all things fuck are they doing?
Celsius: You really expect me to know…. Or care?
Moxxie: First, the belling of the Angel will be bestowed upon you and you must accept this gift! (Still chanting) Raise your right hand! (Moxxi does this www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjOU6v…
Connie: Yikes, just yikes…. Hey want to go smoke our weight in Pot and drink until we puke up our innards?
Celsius: Oh my god yes!!! (They both leave)
Alice Liddell: You can do it Alice! Just believe in your inner bitch!
Alice Kingsley: (Hesitates and finally picks up a pair of heels)
Moxxi: (chanting) you have chosen wisely… unlike Konata… (Cuts to Konata Melting like Indiana Jones villains) Congratz you are now one of us please except this bong in respect to the party girl! (Alice and Alice both hug and Jump up and down screaming we did it)
Lilith: (walks in the room holding shopping bags) are you kidding me! She did it!
Maya: Wow that’s shocking… Looks like you dating Urkel Lil… Have fun at the Star Wars convention down at the Cow Palace Lil.
Tombo runs in the room dressed as Han solo with his greasy shirt and belly hanging out. ) I have the perfect outfit for you my Gothic Princess from space!!! He holds up a costume of vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/d…
as he walks towards Lilith.
Lilith: Wait hey, that is not what I said wait no don’t touch me! (Girl scream as Tombo’s shadow overtook her while singing my little pony ominously)
2 Days later….
-Club Angelz Club –
OG Snoopy: Hey hey y’all we have a brand new shawty sent to us from up above please give it up for Club Angelz newest goddess The Duchess.
Alice Kingsley: You think I’m ready for this?
Moxxi: Oh sure sugar just remember you are a flower.
Tsunade: Your better then every person watching you dance. That helps too… RIGHT LILITH!
Lilith: (Dressed as vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/d…
but very torn up and dazed) NERDS…… NERDS EVERYWHERE! (Sobbing) EVERYWEAR!
Alice Liddell: Severs you right for picking on poor little Alice. Go on luv have fun…
Alice Kingsley takes the stage and starts to poll dance like Moxxi taught her. The men in the club turn their heads upside down and yelp in lust for the new Angel… Duchess.
Alice Liddell: Well Moxxi I think I did a smashing job on that little strawberry.
Elsa: Hey she’s great… You made her like Anna go you…
Anna: Fuck you both!
All the girls start to laugh like an 80tys cartoons. www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Sd5c…